Harbin : Day 3

If you go far enough north, and stay long enough, it stands to reason that eventually you will be eaten by a polar bear. This seems fairly certain. Thus, we put all the polar bears we can catch in cages and drive gas guzzling cars to fuel global warming so that we can destroy the habitats of the remaining few. Now, if this perfect plan fails to completely mitigate the issue at hand at least we can more easily control who gets eaten by the polar bears and when. And that brings me to day 3 in our adventures to the northern China frontier. We went to Polarland which was this great arctic themed zoo/aquarium thing the highlight of which was the two enormous polar bears that they had. In actuality we never got to see the polar bears eat anything they just swam back and forth, all that stuff about polar bears eating people was just to build suspense. But in some other universe perhaps they feed people to polar bears at the zoo. Maybe convicts or something, I don't know. Well, after the polar land we went to dinner at a Russian restaurant that Gatsby's friend recommended and which we all heartily approved of after we ate there.

walking to polarland